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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote tahqua Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February/28/2008 at 20:10
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Originally posted by helo18 helo18 wrote:

   And just so you know, I don't have a lisp.
 
I believe you, but if you entrust your reputation and dignity in the hands of these reprobates... well, you've been warned, my friend!Wink
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Originally posted by tahqua tahqua wrote:

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That may very well be the most profound statement anyone here has made in a long time!
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Don't make the flatuent dwarf mad!  He can play mean. Ouch  Big%20Smile
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Chris Farris Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February/28/2008 at 20:45
Originally posted by helo18 helo18 wrote:

 Posted that pic and then the darn thing opened like 400 times.  Was that you Chris? Excellent  Had to reset the poor computer after that, so be careful looking at the pic.
 
Wasn't on our end, most likely it was the porn you had open in the background. Quickie
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Originally posted by helo18 helo18 wrote:

 Posted that pic and then the darn thing opened like 400 times.  Was that you Chris? Excellent  Had to reset the poor computer after that, so be careful looking at the pic.
 
Wasn't on our end, most likely it was the porn you had open in the background. Quickie
 
Now why would I be doing something like that?  I haven't been that contaminated by you old men yet.  Naughty
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Mike!!!!! Excellent follow up bro......Excellent
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Originally posted by helo18 helo18 wrote:

Don't make the flatuent dwarf mad!  He can play mean. Ouch  Big%20Smile
 
NICE Andy, VERY NICE!!!!!!
     
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Originally posted by helo18 helo18 wrote:

Originally posted by RifleDude RifleDude wrote:

Originally posted by cyborg cyborg wrote:

Drum Roll PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I present to you for your viewing pleasure............Helo.
 
 
I had no idea that you had an outfit that so closely resembles my Duster, i'm somewhat perplexed. 
 
That has to be the gayest composition I've ever seen!
 
Frickin hilarious!Laugh
 
Helo, I warned you!!!
 
I was warned, but my skull is so thick.  Whacker  Although I hear they are saving the best compilations for you Rifledude.  And just so you know, I don't have a lisp.
 
Actually, we have a plan that if our beloved Ted doesn't willingly post a pic, we're going to string him up by his Cencored
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Originally posted by cyborg cyborg wrote:

Actually, we have a plan that if our beloved Ted doesn't willingly post a pic, we're going to string him up by his Cencored
 
I hope you have a better pair of earplugs than I do.  That is going to hurt! Devil
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Yeah it probably will, We'll get pictures too..................Evil%20Bat
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i um obviously dont need to boost my thread count so i figured i would waste some space and some time with a stupid joke told by a high school chemistry teacher, goes like this

two seals are sitting in a bad tub on looks at the other and asks, would ya mind passing me the soap, the other looks and says what do i look like a typewritter?

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Pyro..............That ones over my demented head as well. 
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Here you go Pyro, they are called "near jokes"
Quote I love “near jokes.” These are jokes that don’t make sense, yet are close enough to making sense that your brain experiences a weird little sensation, simultaneously pleasant and uncomfortable. It’s like being tickled until you fart.
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Originally posted by supertool73 supertool73 wrote:

Here you go Pyro, they are called "near jokes"
Quote I love “near jokes.” These are jokes that don’t make sense, yet are close enough to making sense that your brain experiences a weird little sensation, simultaneously pleasant and uncomfortable. It’s like being tickled until you fart.
now thats funny dude! tickled till you fart! nice
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Its all fun and games until you start to prairie dog.

 

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oh my god! thats great timing bd! lol
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I thought that would leave skiiiiiiiiiiid marks when you read it.
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naw im good!
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