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Originally posted by helo18 helo18 wrote:

there once was a flatuant dwarf who lived in a tree, who was constatly having to pee....... Oh hell.  I shot him.  I believe he had borrowed a green pickle bucket, and was scaring all the local wildlife.
 
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Originally posted by cyborg cyborg wrote:

Originally posted by helo18 helo18 wrote:

there once was a flatuant dwarf who lived in a tree, who was constatly having to pee....... Oh hell.  I shot him.  I believe he had borrowed a green pickle bucket, and was scaring all the local wildlife.
 
Laugh%20Above Doing a little reading have you?
 
That is a classic.  Roll%20on%20Floor%20Laughing Good reading.  I laugh every time I read about your hunting experience.  Get%20Your%20Popcorn%20Ready Good show!  You got any more good ones to share?
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And for those that may not have read the story, or just need a good laugh.
 
 
Sorry to make them laugh at your expense Cyborg, but it is just so darn funny.
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Here ya go Helo. you should read Things that go bump in the night also. That one is my favorite.
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Originally posted by cyborg cyborg wrote:

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Here ya go Helo. you should read Things that go bump in the night also. That one is my favorite.
 
Thats in the top 3 best ever.
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Laugh%20AboveRoll%20on%20Floor%20Laughing  those are priceless.  slim and the twins Yikes not sure how i forgot about things that go bump in the night.  absolute riot.
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I am, a ham. A ham, I am..................Embarrased  
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Originally posted by helo18 helo18 wrote:

there once was a flatuant dwarf who lived in a tree, who was constatly having to pee....... Oh hell.  I shot him.  I believe he had borrowed a green pickle bucket, and was scaring all the local wildlife.
 
I just happen to have a photo of this dwarf.  Bandito
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Originally posted by Chris Farris Chris Farris wrote:

Originally posted by helo18 helo18 wrote:

there once was a flatuant dwarf who lived in a tree, who was constatly having to pee....... Oh hell.  I shot him.  I believe he had borrowed a green pickle bucket, and was scaring all the local wildlife.
 
I just happen to have a photo of this dwarf.  Bandito
 
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Ok, if you insist.
 
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I gotta tell ya though, I don't think the sound and smell were the only factors involved in frightening the deer.
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Shocked OMG!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A MINI ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!         Roll%20on%20Floor%20Laughing
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Ok, if you insist.
 
 
Roll%20on%20Floor%20Laughing  I think I wet myself.  That is a masterpeice!  I must bow to that. Bow
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OK Andy...........Post a pic of yourself.............I DARE you...............Laugh
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Roll%20on%20Floor%20LaughingLaugh
That has to be the 3rd funniest thing I have ever seen.
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Picture coming up!  Well, as soon as I eat some lunch and find the cd with the pics on it.  But I want you to know that I am only doing this for you cyborg.
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OK Chris that is a GOOD one....... Shall I show off some of my talents as well?
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Shocked OMG!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A MINI ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!         Roll%20on%20Floor%20Laughing
 
Damn it is.
 
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OK Chris that is a GOOD one....... Shall I show off some of my talents as well?
 
If you got anything new!!!!!!!
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Shocked OMG!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A MINI ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!         Roll%20on%20Floor%20Laughing
 
Damn it is.
 
 
SEE!!!! I told you it was............Laugh%20Above
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Wow, now I have a new the funniest thing I have ever seen.  Bow
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Originally posted by helo18 helo18 wrote:

Picture coming up!  Well, as soon as I eat some lunch and find the cd with the pics on it.  But I want you to know that I am only doing this for you cyborg.
 
Post your picture in this thread.
 
 
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