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    Posted: May/19/2010 at 13:41

My wife and I went to the   Great Yarmouth agricultural show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

                                                 ' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR ' 

 

 
 
 
 
 
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ......Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.' 


We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, 
                            ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR' 
 
 
 

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice! a week ! ...........You could learn a lot from him.' 


We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, 
in capital letters, 
                         'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR' 

 

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 
'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.' 

I looked at her and said, 
'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.' 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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 Scoot,when are ya gonna learn?
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ROFLMAO
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Roll on Floor Laughing
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LMAO Great
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I likes it.
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Ed you need a new Dr. Phil..... The mustache is gone.
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didnt anybody ever teach you how to duck?
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I think the lesson might be: Think it, don't speak it. Crutch
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Words can hurt. LOL.
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So can her right hook!
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That looks more like those "com'er honey, knees to the face. She's been watchin the Octagon. OUCH!
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