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Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

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The other night my wife gave me baked beans, black eyed peas, and sloppy joes for supper. Needless to say, I got a bad case of gas. I had to attend a funeral for a friend's brother and while viewing the body I had to relieve the pressure or die. Since I was the only one viewing the body at the time eased out the built up pressure. Just then a fat lady came up to view the body, and started sniffing the air. She said the funeral home didn't do a very good job of embalming the body and they needed more flowers. Should I have told the lady that it wasn't the body stinking up the place, or should I have told I was going to order a floral arrangement?
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I don't know. I was in the parking lot across the street by the time the lady came up.   
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Originally posted by Son of Ed Son of Ed wrote:

Originally posted by RifleDude RifleDude wrote:

Dear Ed,
Rumor has it you're a genie who can grant wishes. Is this true?

Wishin' in Witchita




Dear Wish-ita, 
 

Not so!!  I wished that my thread would kill Critter Cookin' Café and look what happened! Smile

( Wishing for killing ATTENTION SPAMMERS next!! )  Bucky



DAMMIT! You sure about that?
Cuz I REALLY wish I was Denver Broncos' Wide Receiver Eric Decker!















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Have you heard this?

Vladimir Putin allegedly said off the record:
"Negotiating with Obama is like playing chess with a pigeon. The pigeon knocks over all the pieces, craps on the board and then struts around like it won the game."
 
I can maybe see why O is saying he won't negotiate now - Putin must have made him cry....
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I like looking at them also!

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Dear Ed,
Is it ok to tell a friend (that constantly whines every day about his aches and pains, marriage, kids, MIL, etc) to STFU?
If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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Big Grin
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WHeeeew!!!!  Thought you were goin to say politics there for a minute..... Mouth Taped Shut
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Dear Ed
I have this dear sweet friend (I worry about him a little) that listens to me when the stress of my aches and pains, or my wife gets to me, or my MIL gets to me, or anything else that is bothering me. He is such a good listener and has such good patients with, but when I'm finally done explaining my situation to him, he tells me to STFU.
Do you think he has something going on in his life that needs looking into by a good friend like Bigdaddy, or do you think that he really doesn't GAS?
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        I'd say    STOP TALKING TO YOUR DOG.................  Smile
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Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

Dear Ed
I have this dear sweet friend (I worry about him a little) that listens to me when the stress of my aches and pains, or my wife gets to me, or my MIL gets to me, or anything else that is bothering me. He is such a good listener and has such good patients with, but when I'm finally done explaining my situation to him, he tells me to STFU.
Do you think he has something going on in his life that needs looking into by a good friend like Bigdaddy, or do you think that he really doesn't GAS?
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" Dear B.G., 

" Show the guy a picture of Obama throwing a baseball----and get out of the way!! "  






 
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The dreaded corn field......What a creepy kid. 
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Dear Ed,

Too much??



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" I don't really care for the sign interrupting the landscape.  I would forget about telling the public about your neighbor and just put a skull and some bones in the grass around your garden. Put a black mask on the skull....They'll get the idea. "  
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Dear Ed...

I'm giving strong consideration to this offer. What do you think?


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