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Yes the ostrich is a sea creature-- like a barnacle-- that they keep in dirt boxes in the cellar and feed bull (MANURE [ edit]) to and keep in the dark!!!  
 
Cyborg thinks that was what has happened to us over here on this sub-forum because we only see about SEVEN people a day over here.......
 
I told him that he was crazy..............that it was more like nine.
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I've even seen it as high as 10.  Course, that coulda been the Dr. Pepper kickin in...
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Originally posted by Dogger Dogger wrote:

I've even seen it as high as 10.  Course, that coulda been the Dr. Pepper kickin in...


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We had 17 once! They sneak in after dark with the collars turned up on their raincoats so no one can identify them!!  Even Rootman snuck in from Jackson Hole using a Blackberry in the bathroom of the Public Library!! But Mildred caught him and threw his ass out and told him to quit hidin' in here every time he got throwed out of the Silver Dollar!!!  Bucky   Somethin' about some cowhand was gonna cut his pant legs off with a jack knife so's they could see how he looked in short pants...... 
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You reckon he stuffs his pants down in his boots? If so do you think he knows why others do it? Or do you reckon it's because he saw it in a John Wayne flick????? 
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I think his mom told him to do it so's he wouldn't get his britches drug through the cow sh&t.  
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You sure it wasn't the dog excrement in the alley?????
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I think it was after that time that Larry was on a hunt all packed in up the the Absarokas and he came out from behind a big clump of juniper with about five feet of toilet paper stuck in his spur!  Scared the horses somethin' fierce!!   
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Do ya suppose he wear's a duster when he out on the ridin' mower?
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Originally posted by Dogger Dogger wrote:

Do ya suppose he wear's a duster when he out on the ridin' mower?


More like a big fluffy boa!
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you know they have a goofy web site that tells what people had for there last meal before being executed in prison, and its funny how all these murderers had a dr. pepper i bet it was hands down the most popular drink for the last meal.
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pyro, I just know there's a message there somewhere but gettin a headache tryin to figure it out.
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Originally posted by pyro6999 pyro6999 wrote:

you know they have a goofy web site that tells what people had for there last meal before being executed in prison, and its funny how all these murderers had a dr. pepper i bet it was hands down the most popular drink for the last meal.
 
This is a very ODDBALL comment, pyro.  Which caused me to have a disgusting thought about what you just said.   [I wouldn't have had this thought if you hadn't brought up this STRANGE TRAIN of......Research!! Bucky   ]
 
Doesn't Dr Pepper have kind of a laxative effect!!!   Eek
 
I would NEVER have thought about this if YOU hadn't COME UP WITH THIS!!!   It's YOUR fault!! 
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EUREKA THAT'S IT!
 
That was the message.
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Mess---age!!    YUK.
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Prune juice and electricity= Mess-age
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I don't want to make any more funnies here.............I'm hoping that this one will just go away.    Tank
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TOO LATE ED............We are now known across the internet as the OT COMODIANS

Edited by cyborg - July/19/2008 at 18:04
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