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Bud hadn't entirely become a redneck yet. He wasn't old enough to get a beer first.
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Funny thing that.... Thank God, I never developed a taste for beer.  I wouldn't be here today if I had.... Cool 

Nope I was 8-9 years old and had only been smoking for 3 years... Wink
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That's about when my cousins started smoking.
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Actually I was still an active Asthmatic at that point... i didn't start smoking till high school.
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My cousins were born rednecks. Then again, so was I, except I didn't smoke or drink; I just liked to fight.
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Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

My cousins were born rednecks. Then again, so was I, except I didn't smoke or drink; I just liked to fight.

"I wanna party with THIS guy..."
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Where's Brando's dumpster when you need it???
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Here, hold my beer while I knock you out..... HEY you spilled my beer, I'm gonna kick your a......
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Originally posted by Kickboxer Kickboxer wrote:

Originally posted by BeltFed BeltFed wrote:

My cousins were born rednecks. Then again, so was I, except I didn't smoke or drink; I just liked to fight.

"I wanna party with THIS guy..."


The down side of that Dan was they were all country boys that grew up to be bigger than me. I'm just lucky they didn't hold grudges.
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That explains why you were on your knees sucking on the floor boards....  Embarrased  Hippie
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" Eduardo is so old that he remembers when the girls in PLAYBOY were more covered up than last year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition! " 





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Eduardo is so old he remembers playboys coming in brown paper wrappers...
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Actually, I am SO OLD that when I first bumped into Playboy magazine they were stacked up in a huge pile right next to the comic book rack in a drugstore!!   Shocked  ( umm...what's THIS?? )   Big Grin



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Ed probably remembers when Betty Page appeared in PLAYBOY.
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I remember Christine Keeler...... Wink

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Eduardo is SO OLD that he remembers when being an American was REALLY SOMETHING!!!  










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Eduardo is so old he remembers cutting a Christmas tree out of his neighbor's woods.......  Bucky



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Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

Here, hold my beer while I knock you out..... HEY you spilled my beer, I'm gonna kick your a......

I once had a contest with a guy over the last beer... "whoever gets knocked out first, loses".  He broke my jaw... I won the beer... I drank it on the way to the hospital...
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Dan, I want you on my side.
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