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    Posted: November/17/2009 at 08:36

The implant is specifically designed to be installed into the terrorists/husband's forehead. 

When properly installed, it will allow the one implanted, to speak to God.  


It comes in various sizes:



The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician. 

The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary.
Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you. 

 
GOT THIS FROM A FRIEND THOUGHT IT APPOPRIATE OF THE ED SHOW SPECIFICALY.


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Does the technician have to wear surgical glovess 338?
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BECAUSE THIS PARTICULAR IMPLANT CAN BE IMPLANTED FROM A DISTANCE WITHOUT CONTACT CONTAMINATION THE ANSWER IS "NO".  HOWEVER SOME TECHNICIANS DO IN FACT CHOOSE TO WEAR OTHER PROTECTION WHEN IMPLANTING THIS DEVICE.  THE GLASS THAT ALLOWS FOR THIS SUCESSFUL IMPLEMENTATION SHALL NOT BE CONTAMINIATED IN ANYWAY WHILE SEEING THE EFFECTS CAN BE A BIT MESSY THE ONLY GLOVES THAT MAY BE NEEDED ARE THE ONES TO RECOVER THE IMPLANT WHEN SUCESSFUL IMPLANTED.
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Excellent!  And only temorary side effects if any.
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" ( I have it!.........implants!.............) "  
 
 
    
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