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    Posted: February/04/2011 at 16:45
You are walking along holding an umbrella for your wife. You approach a gate with an obstruction above it made of steel. 
Choose one:

a.
 You should lower the umbrella, close the umbrella, pass the umbrella through the gate and open it on the other side.

b.
 You should leave the umbrella open and pass it over the top of the obstruction and continue on the other side.

c.
 You should continue to hold the umbrella in the same position because a metal solid will pass through another metal solid unobstructed. It a law of physics.

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 You should resign because you are too dumb to hold a public office.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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& there goes another TrillionLoco
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote 8shots Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February/10/2011 at 04:30
Ed you left one option out:
 
You are to dumbass to get the umbrella to the other side: Collect $200million and move to the Whitehouse!
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Y'all got it all wrong. You MUST call in a SEIU Union guy for umbrella management assistance. Charges will only include: dress time, walk time, drive time and contemplation time. Not doing so will result in a filed grievance, and the Chicago Mafia will visit your home. Lets get with the program. Wink
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" How many states are there in the USA?? "   
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
" Ummm..............57!!!!! "   
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Opinion,untempered by fact,is ignorance.

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impeccable logic, Rochester!!!Excellent
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That's what Cheers so great.....The logicWink
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" ..............Well, what do you think of that story, Sam......."
 
" I don't know.  I stopped listening. "  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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