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    Posted: December/15/2012 at 23:04
 
 
 
 
Mayan Calendar End of Days Is Almost Here!     Bucky
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
We better get in that last minute shopping.....and stock up on cat litter....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
                        
 
 
 
 


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The 21st is MY birthday!!!!!  Cussing

I've always have had to compete with all the Christmas stuff going on, the crappy "this is your birthday AND your Christmas gift Mark", the 21st being the shortest day of the year, Bucky and now THIS!!!!! 

 


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Maybe they will only take Obama and leave the rest of us???Big Grin Wouldn't that be a happy birthday.
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Wouldn't worry about it  Mark - can't take life too seriously 'cause none of us are getting out of here alive anyway.
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Originally posted by Dogger Dogger wrote:

Wouldn't worry about it  Mark - can't take life too seriously 'cause none of us are getting out of here alive anyway.

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Originally posted by cheaptrick cheaptrick wrote:

The 21st is MY birthday!!!!!  Cussing

I've always have had to compete with all the Christmas stuff going on, the crappy "this is your birthday AND your Christmas gift Mark", the 21st being the shortest day of the year, Bucky and now THIS!!!!! 

 


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The Mayans knew Obama was going to be re-elected !!! And today is our anniversary 18 years of wedded bliss ?

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Originally posted by Peddler Peddler wrote:

The Mayans knew Obama was going to be re-elected !!! And today is our anniversary 18 years of wedded bliss ?

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Here's something interesting....

December 21st 1913 fell on a Sunday.

On that day the Aldrich Plan, which was put together two years prior during a secret meeting on Jekyll Island off the coast of Georgia which was attended by Senator Aldrich and representatives of the nation's top finance and industrial groups was printed up as legislation to present to the House of Representin'.

On Monday the 22nd, it passed by a vote of 298 yeas to 60 nays, with 76 not voting.

The Senate, on December 23, 1913, agreed to it by a vote of 43 yeas to 25 nays with 27 not voting.

This legislation later became known as the  Federal Reserve Act.

The next 3 days are, effectively, the 99th Anniversary of the Federal Reserve.

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