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Topic: How Old IS Eduardo?
Posted By: Son of Ed
Subject: How Old IS Eduardo?
Date Posted: April/30/2018 at 16:38
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How OLD is Eduardo?   Confused






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" Eduardo stowed away on Noah's Ark! " 






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" When Noah and his sons found him they gave him a pitchfork and put him to work cleaning out the hippopotamus pen..." 












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Posted By: Kickboxer
Date Posted: April/30/2018 at 16:50
Eduardo was Methuselah's older brother...

Eduardo planted the Tree of Forbidden Fruit... (Eduardo ate the second apple..)

Eduardo lit the fuze to the "Big Bang"...


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Date Posted: April/30/2018 at 16:58


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Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: May/01/2018 at 05:11
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Date Posted: May/01/2018 at 05:56
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Date Posted: May/01/2018 at 06:06



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Posted By: BeltFed
Date Posted: May/01/2018 at 13:52
Originally posted by Kickboxer Kickboxer wrote:

Eduardo was Methuselah's older brother...

Eduardo planted the Tree of Forbidden Fruit... (Eduardo ate the second apple..)

Eduardo lit the fuze to the "Big Bang"...

Eduardo knows where the "REPLAY" button is.


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Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: May/03/2018 at 05:17
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" Eduardo is so old he remembers blanket straps on the backs of automobile seats..." 







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Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: May/03/2018 at 05:32
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Eduardo is so old that he used to drive a 1939 International pickup truck on the farm when he was a kid....green and black, just like this one!  



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Date Posted: May/03/2018 at 05:33
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Date Posted: May/03/2018 at 05:35
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Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: May/03/2018 at 06:30
Eduardo is so old he knew the first names of all the dinosaurs whose slug he used to drill for....

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Date Posted: May/03/2018 at 07:00
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Date Posted: May/04/2018 at 13:41
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Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: May/13/2018 at 08:21
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" Eduardo is so old that he was named in a Paternity Suit by Cleopatra! " 









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( Ebeneezer al Eduardo leaves Egypt in middle of the night to avoid Royal Subpoena...)  






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Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: May/13/2018 at 09:22

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In 1666, Eduardo, First Earl of London, was fooling around with a comely maid in a bakery.....


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...she was supposed to make sure the fires were out in the ovens of the bakery where she worked....





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...but, instead they went out and got plastered in a Publick House....






.....the rest is History 


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Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: May/13/2018 at 10:00
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Posted By: RifleDude
Date Posted: May/13/2018 at 11:28
This proves conclusively that Eduardo is at least 3,000 years old:

http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2013/02/prehistoric_pornography_chinese_carvings_show_explicit_copulation.html - http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2013/02/prehistoric_pornography_chinese_carvings_show_explicit_copulation.html


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Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: May/13/2018 at 13:20
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Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: May/14/2018 at 07:43
Eduardo taught the Aztecs how to keep time..... 

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Posted By: BeltFed
Date Posted: May/14/2018 at 09:53
Eduardo had a toll gate on the land bridge between Russia and Alaska.


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Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: May/14/2018 at 12:20
Eduardo's troll years.... LOL

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Date Posted: May/14/2018 at 18:21
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Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: May/14/2018 at 18:25
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Eduardo used a counterfeit coin to get back and forth from the River Styx! 






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Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: May/17/2018 at 13:17
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" Eduardo is so old that he remembers when the Communists were the Bad Guys! " 










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Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: May/29/2018 at 12:59
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Eduardo is so old that he remembers when Route 66 was really happening! 





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Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: May/29/2018 at 13:36
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Posted By: BeltFed
Date Posted: May/29/2018 at 13:41
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Life's concerns should be about the 120lb pack your trying to get to the top of the mountain, and not the rock in your boot.


Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: May/29/2018 at 13:46
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Posted By: Kickboxer
Date Posted: May/29/2018 at 19:15
The "good ole days"...

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Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: May/29/2018 at 19:55
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I always loved those 1960s Pontiac artwork. One guy painted the car, the other did the background....



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Date Posted: May/29/2018 at 19:58
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Date Posted: May/29/2018 at 20:06
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Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: May/31/2018 at 05:27
COWCRABS?!?!?!?

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Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: May/31/2018 at 05:30
Eduardo was born before there WAS a Wild West...

The patron saint Eduardo.... of the "Closed Closet Clan"


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Posted By: Peddler
Date Posted: May/31/2018 at 05:31
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When you are dead, you don't know you are dead.It is difficult only for others.

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Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: May/31/2018 at 05:51
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" Eduardo is so old he remembers when the models in Sports Illustrated actually wore the swimsuits! " 





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Date Posted: May/31/2018 at 06:17
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Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: May/31/2018 at 06:21
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" Eduardo is so old that he remembers when Democrats were still considered to be 'kind of' Americans! " 








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Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: June/01/2018 at 14:46
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" Now the Democrats are just The COMMIES right here in America like Joe McCarthy said sixty years ago! " 









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Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: June/01/2018 at 14:48
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" The Democrats went from being the Jim Crow racists to COMMIES in twenty years! " 








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Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: June/01/2018 at 14:50
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" And also Anti-Semitic Jew-Haters, too!! " 









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Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: June/30/2018 at 16:43
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" Eduardo is so old that he remembers seeing our old movies on TV! " 











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Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: June/30/2018 at 16:47
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" And when an airplane flew overhead it messed up the reception! " 




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Date Posted: June/30/2018 at 16:49
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Posted By: Peddler
Date Posted: June/30/2018 at 17:19
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When you are dead, you don't know you are dead.It is difficult only for others.

It is the same when you are stupid.


Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: June/30/2018 at 17:25
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Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: September/11/2018 at 13:33
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Eduardo remembers when it was ALMOST ONE MILLION SOLD!!  






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Posted By: Peddler
Date Posted: September/11/2018 at 17:26
Ya’ll know what dirt is, well you got it!

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When you are dead, you don't know you are dead.It is difficult only for others.

It is the same when you are stupid.


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Date Posted: September/11/2018 at 17:32
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Date Posted: September/11/2018 at 17:36
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Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: September/12/2018 at 06:48
A sucker fish for sure....  Confused

Not to throw stones or anything, but.......   Obviously a bottom feeder.  LOL


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Posted By: BeltFed
Date Posted: September/12/2018 at 09:26
Not that Ed is old or anything, but I think Ed was once heard saying, "This new dinosaur thing will never last".


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Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: September/12/2018 at 10:10
He said the same thing about the wheel...Embarrassed



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Date Posted: September/12/2018 at 13:21
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Date Posted: September/12/2018 at 19:47
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Posted By: Kickboxer
Date Posted: September/13/2018 at 03:21
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Ed, I really enjoy it when you share the drawings on your cave dwelling walls with us...



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Date Posted: September/13/2018 at 05:32
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Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: October/11/2018 at 21:11
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" Eduardo is so old he remembers when Democrats didn't burn down cities! " 











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Posted By: Scrumbag
Date Posted: October/12/2018 at 03:54
There are cave drawings by the San in the Kalahari of Botswana that depict whales... that is a long way from the sea...

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Was sure I had a point when I started this post...


Posted By: Peddler
Date Posted: October/12/2018 at 04:36
You all know what dirt is!

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When you are dead, you don't know you are dead.It is difficult only for others.

It is the same when you are stupid.


Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: October/12/2018 at 04:53
Ummmm, those are pee etched drawings, after all.... until liquor was invented, what else did Eduardo have to do in the evenings???

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Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: October/14/2018 at 13:57
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Eduardo is so old he remembers Duck and Cover drills in elementary school in case the Russians dropped an Atomic Bomb down the street!!  






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Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: October/14/2018 at 13:59
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" Eduardo remembers when you could get expelled if you went into the girl's bathroom! " 







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Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: October/15/2018 at 11:55
It was the three teachers Eduardo had to knock out to get to the bathroom.....

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Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: October/15/2018 at 12:57
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Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: October/16/2018 at 09:50
Seasick Turds?!?!!?!? Dead






Sorry, back to our regularly scheduled program.....  Edurado, more T&A please.....


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Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: October/16/2018 at 16:42
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Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: October/17/2018 at 06:46
Well I remember the barrels had become a 2-5 gallon glass container at the Deli counter.....


You'd have had to find an old backwoods general store for a barrel....  you know places that Ed would like to call home.... Embarrassed


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Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: October/17/2018 at 06:49
Actually, we did have a small wooden barrel about the  size of a powder keg, with a plexi-glass lid at the local Safeway.....  No flies!

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Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: October/17/2018 at 07:00
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   circa 1910

( I have a big roll-up school map of Africa on my wall....circa 1937...) 

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Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: October/17/2018 at 07:12
Circa 1937.....

Is that the map you marked all your well rig locations on???

Or is it a hold-over from your trucking days...


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Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: October/17/2018 at 13:26
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Posted By: BeltFed
Date Posted: October/18/2018 at 09:10
What!? You couldn't have told them?


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Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: October/18/2018 at 10:30
Eduardo was around before the Mayans created their calendar.....

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Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: October/18/2018 at 13:37
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Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: October/19/2018 at 08:12
You mean back when is was still an ocean???

Just asking....


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Posted By: BeltFed
Date Posted: October/19/2018 at 09:48
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Ed, was he a friend of yours and what was his name?



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Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: October/19/2018 at 09:55
His name was Ughnut.

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Posted By: BeltFed
Date Posted: October/19/2018 at 09:58
You knew him too?
Your older than I thought grandpa.


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Posted By: Scrumbag
Date Posted: October/19/2018 at 12:27
Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

Eduardo was around before the Mayans created their calendar.....

Really? I thought it was when he showed up they came up with the concept of an end date...


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Date Posted: October/19/2018 at 12:53
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Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: October/22/2018 at 04:55

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Eduardo is so old that he remembers when gay boys and communists hid in closets! 






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Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: October/22/2018 at 06:17
Must have been crowded in that closet along with your flashlight and Doctor's kit.... EmbarrassedLOL

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Date Posted: October/22/2018 at 06:36
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Posted By: bugsNbows
Date Posted: October/22/2018 at 07:25
News flash ... Peddler is our champion of age degradation!

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Posted By: budperm
Date Posted: October/22/2018 at 07:39
your talking about dain bramage right?

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Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: October/22/2018 at 18:57
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I remember when MADE IN JAPAN was a joke.....




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Date Posted: October/22/2018 at 19:01
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Date Posted: October/27/2018 at 07:01
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Date Posted: October/27/2018 at 07:02
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Posted By: Son of Ed
Date Posted: December/08/2018 at 18:03
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" Eduardo is so old he remembers buying bullets when he was 12 years old riding a bicycle to the store! "   



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Date Posted: December/08/2018 at 18:08
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Date Posted: December/08/2018 at 18:09
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Posted By: NDhunter
Date Posted: December/08/2018 at 19:06
 I am wondering, what is considered old ?  Age 60 ? Wink


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Date Posted: December/08/2018 at 19:38
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Date Posted: December/08/2018 at 19:40

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