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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Glock Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April/18/2013 at 02:44
Mabye a Jalapeno on a stick got him
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Ed is flitting back and forth to the tropics where he is corrupting  teaching a previously undiscovered tribe the perversions ways of the modern world.  He has a harem class of teenaged consorts students he is instructing regularly...
 
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Originally posted by Kickboxer Kickboxer wrote:

Ed is flitting back and forth to the tropics where he is corrupting  teaching a previously undiscovered tribe the perversions ways of the modern world.  He has a harem class of teenaged consorts students he is instructing regularly...
 
Ah... to be Ed...


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Oh cut it OUT!  You already have all the harem you can or would want to handle! Smile
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Not you Skip, Dan!
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Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

Not you Skip, Dan!


Bud, I'm too old for a harem and I'm on wife #4 so I've retired from that game. This one took me in off the street and put a roof over my head. Now the bad news I've been paying ever since. The only problem with this one is every time I get a new rifle she wants one also. She's a helluva shot to.

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Sounds like you finally found a Texas women!!! Cool
 
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Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

Sounds like you finally found a Texas women!!! Cool
 
4th wife = glutten for punishment... glad to see your still vertical! Smile


Yup so far I am.

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Originally posted by Peddler Peddler wrote:

Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

Sounds like you finally found a Texas women!!! Cool
 
4th wife = glutten for punishment... glad to see your still vertical! Smile


Yup so far I am.

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Texas woman, that's too bad. An Oklahoma woman would have definitely been keeping you horizontal...
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Originally posted by Alan Robertson Alan Robertson wrote:

Originally posted by Peddler Peddler wrote:

Originally posted by budperm budperm wrote:

Sounds like you finally found a Texas women!!! Cool
 
4th wife = glutten for punishment... glad to see your still vertical! Smile


Yup so far I am.

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Texas woman, that's too bad. An Oklahoma woman would have definitely been keeping you horizontal...


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" Ed got so lost in Dallas and Fort Worth the other day..."





















" ...that he ran out of gas in Ardmore, Oklahoma! " 






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Ed, where's Liz?

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" Hey, fellas, let's not wave the red flag in front of Ed too much---we don't want him to have a stroke......or become incontinent or something..."  
 
 
 
 
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Thanks Ed, that got my heart started this morning.

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Hey!!!   What are you doing here?!?!? It ain't the weekend yet!
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How are you doing Ed?  been pretty darn scarous around here.  Enough we are starting to worry a bit.  G wants to foreclose on Ed's world and turn it into a new parking lot for teh new SWFA office...
 
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It's a good thing I'm on top of the rumor control!!!! Things will get quickly out of hand!!! Stick Horse
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Too much Viagara again?!?!?
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