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Magshooter is from El Dorado, Arkansas......................I know someone from there!!!    Wink    
 
 
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" But he ain't no steer, Mister Dillon......he's got one of them hangy-down things....."  
 
 
 
 
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Originally posted by magshooter1 magshooter1 wrote:

Now Ed, Wink What would your mother say? Bucky


Given the distance they are hanging, must be a hot day.
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Whoa!!!  Congratulations!!   Don't do it!!   Bucky
 
 
I used to live in Valley Hi in San Antonio and then down on the New Laredo Highway.  My girlfriend and I used to cruise the town and we would cross through Lackland about ten times a week.  
 
 
 
 
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Back in the old days, in the late sixties and early 1970 (  before I-10 was completed ), you had to go through La Grange if you were driving from Houston to San Antonio............                Bucky
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Dale Evans was from Uvalde............
 
      
 
 
     
 
 
 
    
 
 
 
 
 
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A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. 

The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time." 

The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas , we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself." 

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. 

The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. 

One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss." 

The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs. 

"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking." 

"Hasn't affected my brothers though."
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You know your in East Texas if you throw a 2X4 on the ground and a week later you can't find it.............. 
 
 
 
 
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You know your in East Texas when you throw an anvil on the ground and a week later you can't find it.............
 
 
               
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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You know yer in Texas when you can die of thirst trying to push your truck out of a mudhole........
 
 
 
 
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TEXAS!! 
The home of the DQ DUDE.................which I do not think is found anywhere else........
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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