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    Posted: January/26/2011 at 19:16
You know yer in TEXAS when the DPS stops you for speeding and asks you how much you've had to drink and you say "Oh......about half a bottle" and he says " Well, you better be careful! "  !!!!!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
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You know you're in Texas when Fire Ants are more scary than rattlesnakes...........
 
 
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You know yer in TEXAS when folks say that they have DYSENTERY instead of Diarrhea........
 
 
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You know yer in Texas when some folks cook okra and it feels like a a slimy raw oyster.......    
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You know yer in TEXAS when you shoot a burglar and the Cops tell you to drag the body into the house and that they will be there in five minutes....
 
 
 
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..............you genuflect in  front of the ALAMO.  
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You know yer in Texas when the mosquito sucking the blood out of your arm is as big as a grape.
 
               
 
 
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You know yer in EAST TEXAS when you need to go to the mailbox but you think that you will wait awhile before going outside because you just took a bath...
 
 
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You know yer in Texas when an eskimo freezes to death in Dalhart on his way to Florida. 
 
 
 
 
 
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You know yer in Texas when they say: " Anybody north of Corpus Christi is a Yankee"  ..........
 
                
 
 
 
 
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" I was going to make a joke about TEXAS but my doctor told me that I was allergic to bullets entering my body. "   
 
                       
 
 
 
 
 
 
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You know yer in Texas when the tallest building in town is a Cotton Gin!! 
 
 
 
 
 
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You know that yer in Texas when you knock your shoes on the floor in the morning to knock out any scorpions before putting them on. 
 
            
 
 
 
 
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You know yer in Texas when every woman in the state won't walk out the door of her house without being completely made up for the Miss America pageant.............even if she's just going to the mailbox!!   
 
 
 
 
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" Well, Stanley, I don't think there is anybody on SWFA that is from Texas.  That's why no one is contributing. "  
 
" Umm......What does 'contributing' mean, Ollie? "   
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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" It means what is going on here....! "  
 
 
    
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
" Well, why didn't you say so, Ollie? "  
 
 
 
 
 
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