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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ed Connelly Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: January/28/2011 at 20:32
You know yer in Texas when every woman in the state won't walk out the door of her house without being completely made up for the Miss America pageant.............even if she's just going to the mailbox!!   
 
 
 
 
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" Well, Stanley, I don't think there is anybody on SWFA that is from Texas.  That's why no one is contributing. "  
 
" Umm......What does 'contributing' mean, Ollie? "   
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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" It means what is going on here....! "  
 
 
    
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
" Well, why didn't you say so, Ollie? "  
 
 
 
 
 
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" OH! Nevermind, you nitwit!!! " 
 
 
 
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" Well, there was this Mustang and some Hooters gal....and ....I don't remember any more..."  
 
 
 
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You can tell your in Dalhart when ............well, trust me, you'll know!!  
 
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Edited by Ed Connelly - February/02/2011 at 23:01
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We used to drink at the Soap Creek Saloon..........
 
 
   
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Whatever happened to The Crystal Pistol??       Shocked
 
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Kilgore, Texas 
 
   
 
 
 
 
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Good googly moogly. That's some yummy stuff right there.

If we're not suppose to eat animals...how come they're made of meat?
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" We got a live one, fellas! "  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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