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 Everyone knows a rental TRUCK is required for that type of terrain...
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Rental compacts with the excess cover: The world's most capable off road, best handling and fastest cars in the world ;)
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Love the pictures Ed. I should have studied geology in college; all of those landscapes fascinate me.
I had a friend who was a geologist and I loved talking to him about geology, but unfortunately he was into some heavy drugs and they took the ultimate toll on him. What a waist.
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I had a girlfriend in San Antonio years ago that I wanted to marry. After a couple of years she started hanging out with druggies and within nine months she broke up with me because I was too straight....you know....Working.....working my way through college.....etc.....wasn't getting loaded all the time.....suddenly me and my pals were beneath her and her cool friends who were peddling pot to the high schoolers....

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Forty two years later she finds me on Facebook.....wants to get up in my face here in Waco....I was her ONE AND ONLY TRUE LOVE she said.....


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I told her to not come...etc....but that I had always loved her but life goes on and I had been married for 23 years to my original wife ( at the time of my divorce ) and that I had two daughters and two grandkids.....


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This gal told me that she had been fired from her job that she had had since she was seventeen at XXXXX Assn....in San Antone when she was thirty years old.....because she was a coke head and NEVER came to work on Monday.....so after so many years they let her go after thirteen years....!!!  ( uh-huh...)  

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Never got married until she was 51!! Married some guy and got divorced after ONE YEAR....she must have been doing drugs her whole life! She asked me if I still smoked pot!! I said HELL NO I gave that up FORTY YEARS ago!  



What a waste. A beautiful gal...Homecoming Queen 1969 when she was in 10th grade.....took me years to get over her and get past it....




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I worked on a drilling rig in South Africa between Northam and Thabazimbi.....I would drive my truck through a creek to get there.....


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They would ask me if I saw any leopards down at the creek when I drove over!   


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