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 Posted: November/29/2019 at 00:58 |
 " We got a flat tire in Midlothian! Had to change the dang tire right in front of SWFA! How embarrassing! "   |
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Posted: November/29/2019 at 01:09 |
 " Now Carol wants an RC Cola! "  " She's willing to show me two things if I get one for her! "  |
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" Does anyone have three dimes? It's an Emergency! " |
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Posted: November/29/2019 at 07:22 |
 Aurora, Utah  " The speed limit is 10 miles an hour so you don't miss the town...." |
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" There's one gas station in town where Carol can take off her shirt and get a Coke...."  |
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" Carol walked into the bank in Aurora and the Security Guard got so excited he had to go to the bathroom! " |
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" Carol went up to the teller's window and asked the lady how to get back to the United States...."  |
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" The lady took one look at Carol and directed her to the High School Boy's locker room...." |
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Posted: November/30/2019 at 15:03 |
 I barely got out of Dallas-Fort Worth alive today....I went up to see my girls yesterday.....  I want to move back to Wyoming....... |
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Posted: November/30/2019 at 15:10 |
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Posted: December/01/2019 at 12:32 |
 " Cedar Hill, Texas and Midlothian were all tore up with construction! What the hell is going on over there?!! "  |
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The road is not tore up in front of THEIR place....just everywhere else.....and Waxahachie looks like it's got a NEW High School and the interstate looks like it's been hit by an ATOM BOMB!
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