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I barely got out of Dallas-Fort Worth alive today....I went up to see my girls yesterday.....







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" Cedar Hill, Texas and Midlothian were all tore up with construction! What the hell is going on over there?!! "   




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The road is not tore up in front of THEIR place....just everywhere else.....and Waxahachie looks like it's got a NEW High School and the interstate looks like it's been hit by an ATOM BOMB!   
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